HAPPILY NEVER AFTER

1-800 FLOWERS

Flowers die easily and so does love. We’re giving deceased flowers a new purpose for your unfixable relationship. Now send a recycled breakup bouquet to your ex. It’ll let them know that the love you once had for each other is as dead as the flowers inside of it.

WEBSITE BREAKUP SECTION 

You can now browse through our bouquet options in our new breakup section. When clicked, the website switches to dark mode to adjust to the mood to the occasion.

READ IT AND DON’T WEEP

Instead of giving them a tear-jerking breakup letter, why not laugh about it so hard you cry? Pick a modern or classic love story that best relates to the narrative of your past relationship. We’ll then attach it to the bouquet to give it a more personal experience.

Bumble x 1-800

BLOOM INTO A BETTER RELATIONSHIP

Just like bees pollinate to help flowers grow, Bumble is helping new relationships bloom.

In the breakup bouquet, we’ll attach a special QR code. This code will transfer 1-800 customers to an exclusive version of Bumble. It’s designed for people getting back out there in a gentle way. We’ll then create a customizable breakup mode. It’ll let potential suitors know you’re vulnerable from a breakup, but ready to move on.

Bumble Part 2

Bumble is known for its filter options. We’re adding new ways to weed out the bad ones. You can now filter out attributes that you didn’t like about your ex.

CUPID’S BROKEN ARROW

Still not over it? You don’t have to go through the heartbreak alone anymore. Cathartically let it all out at our pop-up parties happening across the country. This is a chance to meet other like-minded single people to help move on and blossom together.

CW: SHAYNE RICH 🥀

AD: RAQUEL ROMAN 🖤