She’s not like other girls. She’s worse

Born in Texas, raised in Germany, and educated in NYC. If I had the honor to be a drag queen, my stage name would be Sarah Tonin. My guilty pleasure is watching The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I’ll email you a recap of the latest episode. 

  • Scrappy yet capable  

  • If Tina Fey and Stephen Colbert had a love child

  • A dyslexic brunette keeping Miralax in business

Having a pity party and everyone is invited.