She’s not like other girls. She’s worse
Born in Texas, raised in Germany, and educated in NYC. If I had the honor to be a drag queen, my stage name would be Sarah Tonin. My guilty pleasure is watching The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City. I’ll email you a recap of the latest episode.
Scrappy yet capable
If Tina Fey and Stephen Colbert had a love child
A dyslexic brunette keeping Miralax in business
Having a pity party and everyone is invited.