Pop Culture Predictions

  1. Carrier pigeons have a comeback

  2. The dewey decimal system gets a rebrand

  3. Martha Stewart announces she’s in a new era but won’t say which one 

  4. Justin Bieber starts his own megachurch after allegations that he’s divorcing Hailey

  5. Selena Gomez marries into a frozen food empire

  6. Pete Davidson’s PR team can’t find any more women and officially resigns

  7. Gen Z will become watch collectors despite not knowing how to tell time

  8. The term ‘nepo baby’ is banned in the Merriam-Webster dictionary

  9. Lily-Rose Depp goes on an apology tour

  10. Praying is in 

  11. Slaying is out

  12. Bella Hadid quits modeling and goes into the kombucha industry 

  13. Julia Fox influences everyone to get mom bod surgery 

  14. Holding a book as an accessory without ever reading it is trending

  15. Jen Shaw gets a true crime podcast

  16. Des Moines, Iowa is the new city for ‘Real Housewives’ franchise 

  17. Anna Wintour retires

  18. Junie B. Jones gets a live action movie

  19. Greta Thunberg is canceled for taking a private jet

  20. Paris Hilton gets pregnant and names the child London

  21. Ticketmaster filibusters the Swifties in trial

  22. Madonna announces vow of celibacy 

  23. Charli D’Amelio hosts SNL - Dixie D’Amelio is the musical guest

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