Pop Culture Predictions
Carrier pigeons have a comeback
The dewey decimal system gets a rebrand
Martha Stewart announces she’s in a new era but won’t say which one
Justin Bieber starts his own megachurch after allegations that he’s divorcing Hailey
Selena Gomez marries into a frozen food empire
Pete Davidson’s PR team can’t find any more women and officially resigns
Gen Z will become watch collectors despite not knowing how to tell time
The term ‘nepo baby’ is banned in the Merriam-Webster dictionary
Lily-Rose Depp goes on an apology tour
Praying is in
Slaying is out
Bella Hadid quits modeling and goes into the kombucha industry
Julia Fox influences everyone to get mom bod surgery
Holding a book as an accessory without ever reading it is trending
Jen Shaw gets a true crime podcast
Des Moines, Iowa is the new city for ‘Real Housewives’ franchise
Anna Wintour retires
Junie B. Jones gets a live action movie
Greta Thunberg is canceled for taking a private jet
Paris Hilton gets pregnant and names the child London
Ticketmaster filibusters the Swifties in trial
Madonna announces vow of celibacy
Charli D’Amelio hosts SNL - Dixie D’Amelio is the musical guest