The starving young professional.

Born in Texas, raised in Germany, and educated in NYC. If I had the honor to be a drag queen, my stage name would be Sarah Tonin. I’m a recovering theatre kid that loves to perform at open mics in the East Village. A pop culture expert that writes imaginary taglines for the Real Housewives’ franchise way too often.

On my Substack you can find …

juicy personal essays

honest Broadway reviews

fictional pieces about spicy cowgirls.

Having a pity party and everyone is invited.