The starving young professional.

Born in Texas, raised in Germany, and educated in NYC. If I had the honor to be a drag queen, my stage name would be Sarah Tonin. I’m a recovering theatre kid that loves to perform at open mics in the East Village. A pop culture expert that writes imaginary taglines for the Real Housewives’ franchise way too often. Co-host of a thriller book club that’s currently reading The House Across the Lake by Riley Sager.

On my Substack you can find …

My monthly favorites (Oprah Winfrey style)

Honest Broadway reviews

Fictional pieces about spicy cowgirls

Having a pity party and everyone is invited.